June 2012
Wally’s friends leave beer in the fridge
More like YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
May 2012
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[[MORE]]My poor little heart is angry because fuck everyone.
I’m gonna drink by myself now.
bathtime:
if I hear anything more about this zombie apocalypse or “LQP-79” I’m going to legit lose it LQP-79 isn’t even in proper virus “notation” if you were to try and read that medically, it would apparently translate to a virus in a caterpillar
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Reblog if you knew who/liked Michael Del Zotto...
THE SONG I’M FUCKING CRYING OMFG
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I’m not in the mood.
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Courtney Love...How do I explain Courtney Love?
Marc Jacobs: Courtney Love is flawless.
Billy Corgan: She hexed me and now I'm bald.
Grungereport.net: I hear she did crack in a dumpster with Lindsay Lohan---in Japan!
Trent Reznor: Her favorite insult is to mock my penis.
Madonna: One time she threw her compact at me---and completely stole my interview.
Kathleen Hanna: One time she punched me in the face---it was awesome!
I'll eventually
thedevaluationofspermdump:
Stop caring
eventually
WHAT THE FUCK DO GIRLS SEE IN PATRICK KANE
OMFG EW
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imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Brendan Shanahan: Marry me.
Me: What?
Brendan Shanahan: What?
Me:
Brendan Shanahan:
Me:
Brendan Shanahan: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
Coal Miner’s Daughter - Loretta Lynn (1969)
